bebe zimbabwe
Our latest efforts in the campaign to increase the number of "Zimbabwe" entries in the phone book is starting to bear fruit. We're very excited to let you know that we're expecting a new addition to our menagerie.
We've prepared a brief FAQ for help walk you through the process:
When are you due? on or about 4/4/10 (Aries, if you're keeping track).
Is it a boy or a girl? Will you find out? Will you tell us? We don't know yet, but will in a month or two, and we'll be happy to tell you when we do. We expect it might establish a more subtle gender identity over the course of its lifetime, but we will let you know the sex from the get go.
Do you want my advice on names? Yes, we're willing to accept your suggestions based on favorite uncles, greek gods, argentine mistresses, Whig candidates, or impressionist painters. However, we won't divulge our choice until the baby is born.
How is Jess feeling? Is it kicking? Jess is doing well, normal symptoms, not much discernible kicking, but the picture below seems to indicate it has good penmanship.
How'd that happen? Well, you see, when a man loves a woman very very much...
We hope your share our joy,
Sam + Jess
